“Can you tell me what it’s like?”
“What?”
“Being the biggest JERK in the friggin’ world?!”
“Um…. What are you talking about?”
“YOU! Don’t play stupid. I saw you with her! No, correction: I saw you ON her. All over her. So you have about five seconds to answer the friggin’ question!”
“What question? What are you smoking? What is going on? Am I being punk’d? What are you talking about?”
“Save the crap. Just tell me what it’s like being such a jacka–”
“I have NOT cheated on you. But, really, it’s starting to sound like a good idea. You are CRAZY!”
“Oh, so now it’s my fault you’re a philandering molester-of-women?? You’re such a son of a–”
“Okay, this has gotta be a joke. You are such a paranoid chick! I have never cheated on you. Never. So what do you want me to say to finish this conversation?”
“TELL ME THE TRUTH!”
“I have! I told you, I haven’t cheated on you! I mean, come ON! This is ridiculous. I don’t know where you’d even think I’d have time to do another girl: you are always on. my. BACK!”
“Don’t turn this on me. I’m not the one taking a stroll in another girl’s pants!”
“News flash: neither am I! I didn’t even see this coming! You are so insecure, It’s like you WANT an excuse to break up with me.”
“Who said anything about breaking up?”
“Ha! Okay, that’s it. You’ve lost it. Totally INSANE! I stuck around you for way too long, you clingy, little control freak!”
“Where are you going?”
“You tell me! Maybe I’m gonna take a stroll in your sister’s pants!”
“I knew it! You ARE cheating on me!!”
I think an innocent person wouldn’t have tried to flip the script by insulting you and make it sound like you’re the crazy one. I think an innocent person would have been so preoccupied with asserting and proving their innocence, rather than calling you insecure and saying you want an excuse to break up with them. And the “i don’t even have time to do another girl.” <— I’m no relationship expert, so don’t go by me, but this made me suspicious for some reason.
Did you really see him with another girl? Or did you just say that because you were suspicious?
Good luck, girl.
Whoa–this isn’t me! Luckily.
It was based on a break-up of a friend. Totally NOT me. I thought they were both idiots. So I just made fun of the moment that arose from both their idiotic-ness. Sorry for the confusion. but, ya, he does sound like crap, huh? 